Georgie-boy needs our help with that nasty Iraq deficit.
Since he's Decided he has the power to read our mail at will anyhow, let's do the little putz a favor!
For the next month, take all that pre-approved VISA crapola clogging your mailbox, cross out your address, and write in this one instead, along with the polite request "PLEASE FORWARD"
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW
Washington, DC 20500
And then drop it right back into the mailbox. You're welcome, George!
